Shark Bites Man, is it the Dog’s Fault?

Introduction

A man was out walking his dogs when he noticed a black fin sticking out of the water. He thought there might be a shark, but then he realized that it was just a dolphin swimming nearby. The man didn’t think much about it and kept walking his dogs. All of sudden he felt a sharp pain in his leg. It turned out to be a shark bite, which was really weird because there aren’t any sharks around where he was walking

A man in Deland, Florida was out walking his dogs when he noticed a black fin sticking out of the water. He thought there might be a shark, but then he realized that it was just a dolphin swimming nearby.

A man in Deland, Florida was out walking his dogs when he noticed a black fin sticking out of the water. He thought there might be a shark, but then he realized that it was just a dolphin swimming nearby.

The man kept walking and felt something sharp in his leg. The next thing he knew, he felt himself being pulled under by the sea animal’s powerful jaws, who then proceeded to swim away with its prey still attached to its body.

The man didn’t think much about it and kept walking his dogs. All of a sudden he felt a sharp pain in his leg. It turned out to be a shark bite, which was really weird because there aren’t any sharks around where he was walking.

The man didn’t think much about it and kept walking his dogs. All of a sudden he felt a sharp pain in his leg.

It turned out to be a shark bite, which was really weird because there aren’t any sharks around where he was walking.

The man thought that maybe he had been bitten by a dolphin, but then realized that it was just the dolphin swimming nearby that had made him think otherwise.

The man started screaming and ran to shore where his girlfriend called the ambulance. He got all stitched up at the hospital and went home. Nobody could figure out why this happened because there aren’t usually sharks near Deland and even if there were they don’t usually swim into people’s legs.

The man screamed and ran to shore, where his girlfriend called the ambulance. He got all stitched up at the hospital and went home. Nobody could figure out why this happened because there aren’t usually sharks near Deland and even if there were they don’t usually swim into people’s legs.

After two days of thinking, the man’s girlfriend finally figured it out. Her mother had been watching TV while they were both at work and she put it on “Animal Planet.” That night she fell asleep with the TV still on and woke up later when she heard a noise outside her window. She looked out just in time to see some dolphins swimming by, so she went back to sleep thinking nothing else of it!

Two days later, the man’s girlfriend finally figured it out. Her mother had been watching TV while they were both at work and she put it on “Animal Planet.” That night she fell asleep with the TV still on and woke up later when she heard a noise outside her window. She looked out just in time to see some dolphins swimming by, so she went back to sleep thinking nothing else of it!

Sometimes, dolphins can be really annoying!

Let’s get one thing straight: dolphins are the worst pets. They’re not like cats or dogs, which can be trained to do tricks and obey commands. Instead, they’re like two-year-old children who never grow up and happen to live in water and can swim faster than you.

They will constantly bang on things with their flippers, as if they have nothing better to do than make noise; they’ll steal toys from your children; they’ll make horrible noises when you’re trying to sleep; they might even try to eat your pet dog! It’s no wonder why these animals aren’t allowed in the house—they really hate it when you ask them questions or give them commands.

The only way around this problem is by getting a fish instead of a dolphin (which I highly recommend). Fish don’t mind being cooped up indoors nearly as much as their aquatic counterparts because they can’t breathe air anyway

Conclusion

Now you know the truth about dogs and sharks. I hope we didn’t scare you too much!

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