Introduction

Dogs are the best, and they deserve names that accurately reflect how awesome they are. But some people take it a step too far when naming their pooches, resulting in some pretty hilarious (and often inappropriate) monikers. We’ve rounded up some of the best worst dog names we could find, so keep scrolling to see if your dog’s new name made our list!

Poopy

A name like Poopy might get you a laugh, but it also says a lot about a dog’s personality. Poopy is an adventurous pup with an independent streak who doesn’t take no for an answer. It’s not just any old poop—it’s the best poop in the whole world!

As far as names go, Poopy is pretty close to being perfect. It gets right to the point without being too loud or obnoxious (as some other names might be). This one has all the right qualities to make it an excellent choice for your pooch—especially if they’re named after another animal that loves rolling around in its own feces and barking at strangers on park benches…

Turd Ferguson

The first time you hear the name Turd Ferguson, it might not make sense. But once you realize that this is a reference to the movie “There’s Something About Mary,” and that this dog’s owner is trying to be funny, then things will start becoming clearer.

This name would be especially good for a man or woman who has an appreciation for toilet humor, since both humans and animals have been known to leave behind some pretty stinky stuff from time to time! The possibilities are endless with this hilarious moniker: if you have pets like cats or dogs (or even fish), why not give them a memorable name that all their friends will laugh at?

Stinky

You’ve probably heard of the names Fido and Spot, but you may not have heard of Stinky. That’s because this is one dog name that is only used in a derogatory sense. If your dog is named Stinky, it’s safe to say that you won’t be winning any popularity contests anytime soon.

Stinky the Dog

There are many things you can call someone who has bad hygiene habits: gross, hairy and smelly are just some examples. However, there are few insults as cutting as calling them “stinky” or “skanky”—especially when those words come from their own mother!

That being said, let’s take a look at some of the greatest hits from this list of funny dog names so far…

Trump

If you’re a fan of President Trump, then this dog name is perfect for your new canine companion! Trump was born on April 1st, 2021 in the same year he was elected to office. He came from a shelter and has been adopted by several families throughout his life. He’s the kind of dog who will chase after anything he can get his teeth on, whether it be a cat or your sweater sleeve—but that doesn’t mean he isn’t loyal: he knows how much you love him and wants nothing more than to make you happy.

Spanky

If you are looking for a funny, unique, and cute name for your new puppy, then look no further than Spanky. This is a great name for all types of dogs because it’s so versatile. It can be used as an ordinary name or it can be used as an ironic joke. And it works well with any breed, from large breeds to small ones. The only way you could go wrong with this one is if you’re looking for something more serious or sophisticated–but even then we’d say give this one a shot!

Bocephus

Here’s another funny name for your dog. Bocephus is the name of a country singer, but it’s also the name of a very well-known dog. If you’re looking for an easy to pronounce and fun-to-say name, then this might be one that you want to consider.

The dog was born in 2012 and has been featured on several websites including Buzzfeed, Huffington Post, and PetFinder. He has also been featured on local news stations such as Fox 13 News Orlando Florida. It looks like Bocephus enjoys his time in front of the camera because he is always smiling when people take pictures!

Farticus

Farticus is an uncommon name for a dog, but it’s no joke. This German Shepherd was rescued from a shelter by owner Mike, who gave him this hilarious name.

Mike explained that Farticus came from a combination of the scientific names for dogs: Canis lupus familiaris and Canis familiaris lupus. The former stands for “domestic dog,” while the latter means “wolf.”

Caca

Caca, who lives in the Netherlands, has a brother named Farticus. The two dogs were named after characters from the movie “Friday,” which is one of Caca’s owner’s favorite movies. She wanted to give her dogs funny and weird names because they are so cute.

Stinkbutt (formerly known as Butt)

Stinkbutt is a perfect example of the kind of names you can find in this blog. It’s a name that will make people laugh, but it’s also just as likely to cause confusion and hilarity!

Butt is another example of the kind of names you can find here. It may not be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, but it certainly made me smile.

Buttlicker Mcgee

Buttlicker McGee

This name is so funny, it’s hard to believe it’s real! Buttlicker is the dog’s name and Mcgee is the owner’s last name. Buttlicker Mcgee is a perfect example of how you can take a normal dog name and make it even funnier by adding a second word or phrase as part of their full name.

Buttlicker McGee doesn’t have to be your only option either; there are plenty of other funny options to choose from like “Meatloaf Johnson” or “Billy Bob Tuxedo” that are sure to get everyone laughing at the dinner table!

Some dogs have names so ridiculous, you can’t help but laugh!

Some dogs have names so ridiculous, you can’t help but laugh!

Some are pretty funny.

Some are pretty sweet.

Some are pretty weird.

Some will make you cringe in disgust (or perhaps even vomit).

Here’s a list of some of the most hilarious dog names out there:

Conclusion

Some dog names are so ridiculous, it’s hard not to laugh. The world of dog naming is a strange place and if you want to be amused for hours, check out our list of the funniest and most ridiculous names out there!